A Thoroughly Satisfying Phone Conversation with IBS Telemarketer!

This is so much joy hahaha....

Phone rings, Jen picks up

Jen: Hello?

IBS TM: Hello good morning, madam, may I speak to J?

Jen: Yes speaking.

IBS TM: Hi, I'm A calling from B company representing IBS Bank. Today, we want to offer you our credit card that comes with free subscription for life. And also our credit line services.

Jen: What makes you think that I need a credit line?

IBS TM: Oh mdm, you can enjoy our credit card that is has no subscription charges for life time then. (And she went on for 1min telling me how good this credit card is....)

I listened and really got interested in this all round wonderful card that she described it to be. She even got to the part where she'll send a courier down for me to sign on the forms... this is where it got interesting hehe

Jen: Oh, I really like to sign up for the card, now that you mentioned all these privileges! What do I need to give to the courier?

IBS TM: Oh mdm, it is really easy, I can fill up the application forms for you, you just need to sign on it. By the way mdm, how long have you been working in your current job?

Jen: I'm not working currently.

IBS TM: Oh sorry mdm, the first criteria of owning this card is that you must be working.

Jen: No, you did not ask me if I was working before offering me this card. You told me that you wanted to give me this card with all this special interest rates, privileges and now you asked me about my job? Why dun you ask me if I'm working first before offering me the card? I'm so disappointed you know? I really WANT the card now!

IBS TM: I'm sorry mdm, you need to be working, maybe you can ask your husband to apply for it?

Jen: Why ask someone else to apply for it? You called me right? Don't you want me anymore?

ISB TM: Yes I called. Maybe your husband can get the card instead?

Jen: What makes you think I'm married? Can't I be single?

ISB TM: Oh sorry mdm.

Jen: Or worse, what if I'm going through a divorce? Won't your constant reminder of my "husband" make me really upset?

ISB TM: hangs up!

hahahahhaa..... I love it!

I think the next one... I'll sob at the mention of a job....