This is a series of innovative ideas that might jolt Job's creative juices to just burst out of the computer & iPhone market hee... courtesy of some other creative juices, came in an email, sources untraceable. But definitely not the work of a local.
How about ironing? hee... so cool iRon cute name, I might name my Philips iron as Ron from the next time i use it hehe

A damaging device? I doubt this will ever get into Job's list of to-dos.

hee hee... this is such a cheeky product but might prove useful for geeks! will come with a video on how to use it effectively. user forums to discuss its effectiveness against STDs, unwanted pregnancies and possibly bringing the 99.9% effectiveness of current rubber to 99.99999999999999% Might come free with ever iPod/Mac purchased? hee

ooh, nice device, will record the number of skips that you have done, how many of it that you actually did it correctly (as most of us have our legs tangled up when we do rope skipping), it may contain a sweat detector to make sure that you are really exercising and not just fooling around with the rope. Might have the built in chip to tell you how much calories that you've burnt. Will retail cheaper than Nike+ for sure! hee

This device has been rumoured for YEARS yes YEARS, we have yet to see it being launched. But its a nice nudge to remind Job's that the consumers are interested in another neat gadget that they can wear on their arms besides the iPods to show that they are in the Cool Dudes League. Might come with inter-changable colorful straps to suit the dress code of the day. 2nd version should come with color screen.

iPottie! hahaha... super cool device to bring the home to a true Tech home! Imagine the pottie reading out news to you or playing the radio, maybe should include a mini projector device to project news on a wall facing the person using it. We can use the remote to control pages, volume, content etc. Cool Shit!

Going Green? That is so boring, This colorful Apple looks alot more appetising and attractive. Almost like a candy! Cant wait to pop it into my mouth!

Ahh finally, a truely innovative kitchen solution to stubborn stains, ugly residues, environmentally friendly, non-toxic cleaners, milk and bottles. The solution to all our kitchen problems! I cannot wait for this to happen! I can almost believe that if Apple were EVER going to launch this series of products, they will most definitely have them tested, tested and tested so rigourously that it'll pass all the world's standards and beyond. Jobs, think about it??

This is definitely an elegant device I would love to have at home! I'm sure its water-saving capacity is going to be jaw-dropping, possibly with a recycling feature to allow the water from the last rinse (which would be super clean water, cos the clothes would be super clean anyway) to be used as the first soak/rinse in the next cycle (wont matter even if the water contains some dirt/detergent as these clothes are dirty and meant to be cleaned anyway, more detergent wont matter). Can any engineer look into this aspect?

way cool! bet one will be brighter too after drinking this hee hee

This will probably TEACH us how to play the piano. Most likely comes with Grade1-8 tutor with evaluations on how lousy the learner is. It will record all your practise sessions and tell you when you did the best at what time of the day, which day of the month etc, does an evaulation, combine with personal mood evaluation software, will make any two left handed souls into concert grade pianist.

YEAH finally a Mac integrated Karaoke device! This should match up to the Magic Mikes from Philippines. Maybe it'll have a built in chip that will make any croaker a world class singer. All you need is the iSing ;-) Singapore idol, siam ah! here comes iSing! haha

hmm..... no comments. must try first! but i'm wondering how to put this on ....

this gadget will most probably weigh less then a MacBook, travel faster than a car and have innovative features on it that no one will ever imagine!

hee hee... iWave! No need to figure out the temperature/timing on how to defrost/warm up/cook your food. This device will analyse it for you and have it ready in mins. Maybe can even "tell" it how well you want your beef to be. Next time it senses you putting the beef inside, it'll automatically recall your previous beef settings. May even be able to detect common health condition like body temperature, blood insulin, blood pressure levels etc to determine if the food type that is placed inside is suitable for your health condition. If not, then it'll refused to work haha

iPuff, definitely a hot favourite with ALOT of smokers out there. Gadgety and maybe gives the same shiokness in smoking but have no smoke coming out of the smoker's mouth? Intelligent design required....

hmmm... iCandi, will take care of all sore throat, bad breathe, low sugar and whatever the situation, its an intelligent sweet hee

ooohhhh this one should be a reality soon... maybe?? who knows.....

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