The HDB Lift Stories

Have you ever wondered what stories would a HDB lift tell if it had a voice?

It might tell you "Hey smell my new coat of detergent, I've been cleaned today!"

or "Hey, stop playing with the UP and the DOWN buttons, I can only go ONE way, why confuse me by pressing BOTH?"

or "I'm sick... I've got pee all over me AGAIN, hope that the nice smelling cleaner would come and clean me up soon"

or "oops, I think someone ran into some financial problems."


or "I think I feel like being generous today, let's give out some chocolates!"


What does YOUR HDB lift tells you? =)